I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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