It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
