Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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