I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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