Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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