Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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