Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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