Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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