I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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