you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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