So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
