There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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