definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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