What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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