FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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