now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
