I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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