does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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