Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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