Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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