You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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