you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Everclear isn't food dammit
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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