maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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