whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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