she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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