So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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