What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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