On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I am naked and annoyed.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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