return my video game
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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