Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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