Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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