Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The air was thick with penises
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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