Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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