They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
