she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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