are you so shy because you have an std?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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