What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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