what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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