Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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