If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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