what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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