He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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