Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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