i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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