Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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