I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
