I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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