We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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