Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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