That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
even my farts smell like vagina
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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