I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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