We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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