I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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