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Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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