If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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