Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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