the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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