So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
farters have to be the big spoon...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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