hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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