He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
